(thanks starlie, natalie, jacob, jeanette, justin, jamie)

Millennium theater


Get out there and buy that water and gas
Running on an orange alert

Everybody put on your gas mask

First leak it out about the president

Then stand up and shout "impeachment"
Pulling coat tails out from under that little v.p.
Before he has a chance to get in the driver's seat


Millennium spectacle
Everybody put on a show

Slip a little prince in the back door
21st century here we go


Digital whiplash
So many formats so little time
While out in tv nation

Under darkening skies
The resistance is just waiting to be organized


Millenium spectacle
Chief justice is for sale
Yucca mountain goddesses

Their tears they form a trail

Trouble in israel

Patriarchy's realize
The ice caps melt
And new orleans bides her time

New orleans bides her time
Ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to tonight's show

The millennium theater

Asked that you not smoke

Please turn off your cell phones
And forget what you think you know