My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart

Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet you're my favourite work of art


Is your figure less than greek
Is your mouth a little weak

When you open it to speak
Are you smart


But don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine stay

Each day is Valentine's Day

My funny valentine

Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable

Unphotographable
Yet you're my favourite work of art


Is your figure less than greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak

Are you smart

But don't you change one hair for me

Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine stay
Each day is Valentine's Day


Each day is Valentine's Day