and Justin Timberlake -

Andy Samberg: Oh dang..

Justin Timberlake:What is it, dawg?
AS: I forgot it's Mother's Day.
JT: Didn't get a gift for her.

AS: Other plans got in the way.
She'll be so disappointed.


JT: Damn I forgot it, too.
AS: This could have been avoided.


Both: What the hell are we gonna do?
JT: My mom's been so alone
Ever since my daddy left.


AS: COLD
JT: No one to hold her tight

Life has put her to the test.
AS: I know just what you mean,
My mom's been so sad and gray


JT: Word
AS: My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.

Both: Hold up.
AS: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
JT: I'm thinkin' I think it, too


Both: Slow up
AS: What time is it, dawg?

JT: It's time for a switcharoo
Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break 'em off

Show 'em how much they really mean
'Cause I'm a Mother Lover
You're a Mother Lover

We should $#&@ each others mothers
JT:$#&@ each others moms
I'll push in that lady where you came out as a baby

ain't no doubt that %#@! is crazy
$#&@ each others moms


Both:
'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right

I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover


AS: I'll be layin' in the cut waitin' for your mom
Clutchin' on this lube and roses
JT: I got my digital camera, Imma make your momma do a million poses

AS: They will be so surprised
JT: We are so cool and thoughtful
AS: Can't wait to pork your mom

JT: Imma be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Both: Sho' Nuff
JT: My momma loves bubble bath with chamomile

Both: Straight up
AS: Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggy style, yeahh
Both: This the perfect plan

For a perfect Mother's Day
They'll have to rename this one
All up under the covers day

'Cause I'm a Mother Lover

You're a Mother Lover

We should $#&@ each others mothers
JT: $#&@ each others moms


I'll push in that lady
Where you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt that %#@! is crazy

$#&@ing each others moms

AS: Break it down

It would be my honor to be your new stepfather
JT: It would be my honor to be your new stepfather
AS: And while you're in my mother
Make me another brother
JT: JAM

And while I'm in your mother
I'll never use a rubber
JT: OH

'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night

If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so Imma sex her right


This is the second best idea that we've ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover


Happy Mother's Day!!!