Meet me meet me meet me meet me
meet me don't beat me just meet me at the waffle house
I'm a mouse from Ecuador

you're a duck
and you're a ducky !@^%
you like to suck duck dick all day

I like to suck mouse dick all day too
that don't me I am a jew
I am a rat !@$(

and I'm a rapper that's a crapper
I don't like to rap too much cuz I know I can't do it
but you know what my rhymes are fluid

so I don't want to lie I just want to give you a pizza pie
and say that's amore that's a !@^%-a
suck my dick all in it's glor-ay

it's only three inches but that's okay
you could fit it in your throat piece
and you don't have to worry about anything

it's a nice little tiny package
and you know what it's all yours for the small price of 29.99
so lets go do some lines

or we can not do drugs and we can just chill out with my thugs
from Westchester the best chester
we got all the honkeys in the world

we like to take little girls
on the zone coaster
and then put 'em in the toaster

until they're nice and brown
until they hear the nice sound of me rhymin' on timin'
I said I want the diamonds

I want the duckets
I want the buckets
I wanna just say $#&@ it mom!

I don't wanna go to bed let me stay up another hour!
I'll take a shower in the morning before I go to school
momma why you such a fool why you gotta play me

I ain't gay G my dad is
that's why he likes to $#&@ with other men
that's why he looks like a little hen

that's why he likes to $#&@in say he knows about yen
but he's never been to japan so to take the frying pan and slap me with
it

yeah that's what you wanna do
I know it I learned it from you dad I learned it from you
that's why I do this

that's why I drink Cris'
that's why I drink piss
from old businessmen when they piss in my mouth

and they treat me like you dad
like you you you
I wanna be a jew like Sammy Davis junior

oh my god I like junior mints
lets talk about that for a second before I $#&@in wreck it
I wanna eat butter pecans

and I wanna change my name to Stan the man
and I want a golden ham for my birthday
daddy I want the golden goose

daddy I want a golden moose
daddy I want you to nail me in the caboose
with your $#&@in tonsil

I wanna ronsul
oh ronsul I hate you ronsul
I hate when I make up new words

but I don't hate when I make up new birds
that's a flying pikamunununu
that's a flying plukalakalaka

oh new birds I love thee
oh I love money
and I love sunny d

$#&@ the grape stuff
or the purple stuff
or the nurple stuff!

I just want the orange stuff
I want the white stuff in my hair
I don't use nair on my back

but I'm a monkey and I get funky
and I'm a junky
but that's so... gravy
like the train
like the insane motha $#&@a from New York come with it

while I spit it
while I get with it
I'll $#&@ it up $#&@ it up $#&@ it up for you
for you and your crew
and I'll just say it's so breezy easy

I like peasy it's a funny word
I like funny words
I like funny words
amen.