(Verse 1)
Cook up the ramen noodles warm up the hot pockets,
Prepare for the computer glare on my eye sockets,

Enter the room and turn down all the lighting,
Enter a world where the horde and alliance are fighting,
Load up the game and head into Lightbringer,

Dominating nubs with the click of my index finger,
Just reached level 30, time to get on my mount,
Got so much gold that I swear I lost count,

Time to kill some boars just to skin their hides,
No dwarfs, elves or humans are left alive,
Yeah whats up son Im rolling with the horde,

And alliance players watch out cause Im pulling your cord,
I do at least 3000 damage son check the DPS
The way I navigate through Azeroth you think I got GPS

Whisper to your friends but too late for them to hear it,
One swing of my axe I be releasing yo spirit


(Chorus)
Im not a noob cause Im better than you
And I got the sword of a thousand truths

Challenge me to a duel, you bound to get attacked
I got an addiction to this World of War Crack


(Verse 2)
Its Friday night time to hit up my best friends,
We aint going out to a party son we questin,

Im only a few XP away from level 81,
You say thats impossible, nah step yo game up son,
My girlfriends calling but raiding is what Im doing,

I dont need her anyway, got three characters that Im screwing,
Like the grim reapers sickle every time that I right click,
My hands cramping up but I aint gonna quit,

I go over to your body click x for the tea bag,
My internet the fastest in the world and yall lag,
I pwnd Athene in a duel, he had it coming to him son

None of this actually happened cause Im only level one

(Chorus x2)

Im not a noob cause Im better than you
And I got the sword of a thousand truths
Challenge me to a duel, you bound to get attacked

I got an addiction to this World of War Crack