(Intro)
Hey yo, Imma teach you a lil' somethin' 'bout, Calculus


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(Verse 1)
Imma tell you how to derive with the power rule,
Which is somethin' you'd normally learn in school.

You take the exponent, put it down in front,
And then subtract the exponent by one.
Here's an example of the power rule:

You got x^2-2x-1
The derivitive of that is 2x-1
Calculus is just that awesome


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Calculus is just that awesome


(Verse 2)
Next Imma tell you 'bout the quotient rule,

Which I personally think is really really cool.
It has the greatest chant the world has ever known:
Low D High minus High D Low

Then take the bottom part and square it.
There you go, you just found the derivitive.
But yet, you're not done,

'Cause Calculus is just that awesome.

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(Bridge)
It's the continuity blitz y'all

The continuity blitz,
Is just as cool as this


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(Chorus)


(Outro)
Calculus is just that awesome

I could talk about Calculus 'til I'm blue in the face,
But once you learn Calculus, you'll win the race.