what can you detect when you smash some protons?
what doesn't affect the path of any photons?
what gives mass to everything - like yo mom

it's the higgs boson, this is the higgs bo-song

higgs higgs higgs boson boson boson!


the hadron collider is cool - it's so long
but inside, what they tried to find was camoflauged

turns up quick - really soon the show's gone
it's the higgs boson, this is the higgs bo-song


higgs higgs higgs boson boson boson!

look to someone else if you're wanting a no-nonsense account of things

i'm a science moron
at least you're pretty good-looking? oh, go on
it's the higgs boson, this is the higgs bo-song


higgs higgs higgs boson boson boson!