YOUR RECORD COST $3.99
YOUR RECORD COST $2.99

YOUR RECORD COST $1.99
AND THEN IT GETS RETURNED


YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN [X4]

YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO HALL AND OATES

YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO THE COMMODORES
YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO CAMEO
YOU'RE A !#@*ING HOMO

YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN [X4]
CUT-OUT BIN, CUT-OUT BIN, CUT-OUT BIN, CUT-OUT BIN


YOU'RE IN THE RETURN LINE
THEY DON'T TAKE BACK RECORDS UNDER $3.99
THEN YOU START TO !#@*ING WHINE

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