I just ordered my 30th whiskey
Your (*##$ comes over, starts gettin' frisky
She says, "Aren't you the badass singer of A.C.?"

Next thing you know she starts to blow me

Your loser boyfriend is getting pissed off

As she sees you sucking me off
The little #~!!@ spills my $#&@ing glass
Next thing you know I'm kicking his $#&@ing $$#


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I'm kicking your $$# and I'm $#&@ing your (*##$ (x4)


I punch his face in then I pull down her pants
I start to $#&@ her in her $#&@ing $$#

She starts screamin' and yellin' my name
She $#&@ing dumps you cause you're $#&@ing lame


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After I $#&@ her she's no use anymore

She crawls back to you she's a worthless !@^%
Now you're covered in blood and she's filled with my###
I tell the bartender, "Bring me drink 31!"


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