I wish my dealer was open
It's too late to get some more !@%!e
My dealer is closed for the night

And for once I'm not totally broke

I wish my dealer was open

I wish my dealer was open
I wish my dealer was $#&@ing open
I wish my dealer was open


You stupid spic, why aren't you open
You $#&@ing spic, why won't you answer your $#&@ing phone

You !@#$ed spic, why aren't you open
You worthless spic, I know that you're $#&@ing home


I wish my dealer was open
I wish my dealer was open
I wish my dealer was $#&@ing open

You god dammed $#&@ing spic pick up the phone

ANSWER THE !#@*ING PHONE, SPIC!