I'm on the beach crankin' my band's sound
The (*##$es know we're the hottest around
Their !@#( getting hot, juicy, and wet

Cause we're the best band they've heard yet

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I like girls, I like metal, I live for #~!!@, I like getting laid

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Crankin' my bands demo on a box at the beach (x4)

I'm in the sun, I'm getting hot and tan

There's a line of 50 !@#%s who want to $#&@ me in the back of my van

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I see you there, in your tight bikini, gonna drag you to the back of my van, and make you suck on my weenie!


I'm on the stage, I'm burning fast and loud
Gonna have my roadie give backstage passes to all the !@#%s I pick from the crowd


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TURN IT UP MOTHER !#@*ER!