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bill scott's dumb [x4]


you were brought up in a nudist colony
and you're also adopted too

you wear those gay pink shorts
and your dog %#@!s all over the floor


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you,fell down the stairs,and your dog,licked your balls

you,have an awesome job,but you're,always broke
your girlfriend is ugly,your mustache is gay,your dog's $#&@ing stupid,and
bill scott's dumb