VERSE
I remember you were that cool kid
All the girls would admire

Everything was just fine
Talking about getting drunk every weekend
Cheating on your fifth girlfriend

Man what a guy

You played it off

You laughed at us
Then lift your truck
And turned it up for the whole school to hear

Everything is indicating that he's compensating for lacking in size

CHORUS

Nobody cares about your real stunna shades
How many times you got laid
Tell me where in life are you now

It's sad to see that you're still living with mom
Working a 9-5 job pullin' in that minimum wage
Workin' at wawa man that sounds great

I'll be just fine here livin' my dream

VERSE 2

I remember you were that hot chick
Everyone's first kiss
Yeah you knew what to do

Caking on makeup and fake tans
Getting high with your girlfriends
Sleeping with every dude

You walked and played it tough
Acting like you had it rough with your new mercedes and diamond rings
No one is falling for your trashy class act

You need attention like crack it seems

CHORUS

Nobody cares about your real stunna shades
How many times you got laid
Tell me where in life are you now

It's sad to see that you're still living with mom
Working a 9-5 job pullin' in that minimum wage
Workin' at wawa man that sounds great

I'll be just fine here livin' my dream

BRIDGE

Livin' my dream

CHORUS

Nobody cares about your real stunna shades
How many times you got laid
Tell me where in life are you now

It's sad to see that you're still living with mom
Working a 9-5 job pullin' in that minimum wage
Workin' at wawa man that sounds great

Now you sit down there listen behave
Everyone here sees that you're all fake
I'll be just fine here livin' my dream

Livin' my dream
Livin' my dream