You make me sick you're so full of promise Thomas,
Heaven help us God forbid
I bet that's what your mother said

Well all who cares what else your mother said
For we all know what your mother did,
O heaven help us! God forbid


She said it once
Then she said it again

Was it man who made God
So that God could make men
How could a girl wrong the world

If God was a girl

You make me sick you're so full of promise Thomas,

Pray tell me would the rules be the same
If God was a girl
If God was a girl, if God was a girl

Would the rules be the same if God was a girl... ?

She said it once

Then she said it again
Was it man who made God
So that God could make men

How could a girl wrong the world
If God was a girl
If God was a girl

How would she run the world

She said it once

Then she said it again and again...
Was it man who made God
So that God could make men

How could a girl wrong the world
If only God was a girl
If only, if only God was a girl

But nobody heard what she said
Does nobody care what the $#&@ she says