Johnny Depp, you're deep
I'd like to watch you when you sleep
And smell the shirt in which you slept

Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp, you're hip

I'd like to bite your lower lip
And scrunch your Edward Scissor-hair
Johnny bear


You've got tattoos, one said "Winona", I know
But you broke up with her, and now it just says

"Wino"

Johnny Depp, you're cruel

You're the harbinger of drool
Mow my lawn without a shirt
Johnny dirt


John A, John B, John C, John D, John EEEEEEE


Well, you like girls with foreign accents, tiny waists,
I'm not a waif,
but I could love you more than you would Probably deserve...


Johnny Depp, you're the bomb
If you'd come to meet my mom

I'd cry a single, salty tear
Johnny dear


John A, John B, John C, John D, John EEEEEE