I just can't, I just can't
I just can't seem to get started!
Don't have the heart to live in the fast lane

All that has passed and gone

Worthless!

And there ain't nothing you can do about it
Worthless!
Pardon me while I panic!

Worthless! Worthless! Worthless!

I come from KC Missouri

And I got my kicks out of Route 66
Every truck stop from Butte to MO
Motown to Old Alabama

From Texarkana and east of Savanna from Tampa to Old Kokomo

Worthless.


I once ran the Indy 500
I must confess I'm impressed how I did

And I wonder how close that I came
Now I get a sinking sensation
I was the top of the line, out of sight out of mind

So much for fortune and fame

Once took a Texan to a wedding

Once took a Texan to a wedding
He kept forgetting, his loneliness letting
His thoughts turn to home and we turned


I took a man to a graveyard
I beg your pardon, it's quite hard enough

Just living with the stuff I have learned

Worthless.


Once drove a surfer to sunset
There were bikinis and hot dogs filled with weenies

Believe me, just couldn't forget

He'd go Let's go up to Zuma!

He'd go Let's go up to Zuma!
From Zuma to Yuma the rumour was I had a hand in the lay of the land
Get up and go hit the highway


I worked on a reservation
Who would believe they would love me and leave on a bus back to old Santa Fe?


Once in an Indian nation
I took the kids on the skids with a hope

He was happy until I heard him say
You're worthless