I saw a hot chick in a gas station parking lot
Yelled form my car that my friends and I thought that she was hot
Sometimes I can be obnoxious, but I swear that I'm not really


I tell the girls I'm the man and that we should probably mate
I mean that I am the man and we should go on a date

They usually laugh and then we all schedule to meet up later

I wear tank tops on my body

I'm always ready to party
Red plastic cups and Bacardi
If I offend you, I'm not sorry


'Cause I am an American boy
Mustangs and pick-up trucks are my toys

I'm like the real mutha$#&@in McCoy
I said I'm an all American boy, boy!


I shoot guns and I play Xbox games
Foreign languages all sound the same to me
My best friend has two first names

No really guys, his name is Ricky Bobby

I'm all about muscle cars and

My lunch is all candy bars and chips out of vending machines
'Cause it's a free country baby, we can do anything
I mean, pretty much


I wear tank tops on my body
My girlfriend is such a hottie

We're always ready to party
And if we offend you, we're not sorry


'Cause I am an American boy
Mustangs and pick-up trucks are my toys
I'm like the real mutha$#&@in McCoy

I said I'm an all American boy, boy!

I shoot guns and I play Xbox games

Foreign languages all sound the same to me
My best friend has two first names
Mr. Jack Daniels!


Now this one goes out to the red, blue, and white
Fire works are gonna be in the sky tonight

We're drinkin' Coca Cola, Mountain Dew, and Sprite, and Pepsi
America is a way of life
Huh, America!


I am an American boy
Mustangs and pick-up trucks are my toys

I'm like the real muthaf*ckin McCoy
I said I'm an all American boy, boy!


I shoot guns and I play Xbox games
Foreign languages all sound the same to me
My best friend has two first names

What were his parents thinking?

Hell ya, America!

Land of the free, home of the brave
Or is it home of the free, land of the brave?
Ah heck, it don't matter, both are good!