It was like march, april
$#&@in lebra ($#&@in, um, %#@!)
Torus, born in 1775

I'm like 300 and somethin, but i'm still alive
I used to hang with the original, billy the kid
You probably think i'm only playin but, i did

My daddy's were a 2 headed freak show
Mama a fortune tella, azmerella zella
Anyway they had sex on a oija board

And i was born the next day
(who?) violent j
When i was 14 i tripped on the train track

And i was crushed right there, on the steel rack
I'm out cold, they though it would $%&^x me up
I got up and itched my butt, and i'm like, what?

Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy,
Child of the witch heifer, whatever
Tied me up burned me and threw stones

Had a few scrapes and cuts, smokey nuts
After that they started bowin and %#@!
Prayin to me, you know how those primatives get

I said get off my dick i ain't a savior
I'm what ya call a juggalo, and all i want is my flava
4 simple things in this $%&^xx before i die


I want a rusty ax
I wanna know voodoo

A fat $%&^xx named bridget
And a little sip of faygo too
Till i get my $%&^x in this motha $#&@a

I will neva die!

(ah, hell yeah, so anyway...)

50 years passed all my homey's are old $%&^ $#&@s
I ain't even got hair on my nuts
I left the village in the search of my ends,

I wrestled alligators, battled terminators
Nothin ever killed me, nothin could harm me
I fought in the civil war, yankees army

I walked across enemy lines with a mack 10
Man they didn't even have that $%&^x back then
How you just gonna come in my $%&^x and $%&^x it up?

Well at least make this $%&^x sound real man, damn!
I walked acrossed enemy lines with a, lantern
Steddy takin cannon balls, to the balls

The war ended, i traveled the country horse back
Until this fool tried to horse jack
He put his gat to my head and blew my face up

Didn't even smear the makeup
I took his gun a put a divet in his neck
The sherriff didn't like it, i got endited

87 long years in the state pen
Till they finally forgot why they put me in
They had to let me go, can't hold me on nothin

On they way out they like,
"yo ain't you like a houndred and somethin?"
I'm said yeah that's right,

And i ain't gonna die till i get my $%&^x motha
$#&@a!


I want a rusty ax
I wanna know voodoo
A fat $%&^xx named bridget

Just a little sip or two
Till i get my $%&^x in this motha $#&@a
I will neva die!


I slept under bridges, lived in a valley
I climbed up mountains, searched the alleys

More years passed and i still ain't died
Now i'm in detroit on the southwest side
My homie has an impala blue '67

Last night we hit the road pushin one eleven
I stuck my head out the window,
Ttold 'em forward the most

And let my nugget ping off a light post
Hahahaha hell yeah cuz,
Yeah it hurts a little bit but then ya gotta straight buzz
The world hates me cuz of $%&^x like this
They always try and kill me but, miss

I know it's odd cuz my face is forever painted
When i was born the $%&^xx $%&^ doctor fainted
My tongues a little long i choke people with it
Looks kinda nasty, but chicks dig it
And i told ya my neck can stretch for miles

I sorta look like somethin from the x-files
People wanna see me die for then a little bit
But i'm a juggalo, and as a juggalo i want my %#@!
And i ain't gonna die till i get it!


I want a rusty ax
I wanna know voodoo
A fat $%&^xx named bridget
I said faygo $%&^x mountain dew
Till i get my $%&^x in this motha $#&@a

I will neva diiiiiiiiiieeeeee!
Diiiiiiieeeeee! (2x)