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Amateur Transplants lyrics : "Your Baby"

Can you see, that's baby's heart beating there on the monitor.
And look there are it's little arms and it's little legs.
Um, I'm not quite sure what that bit is, no.


Your baby's got a flattened nose
A widened gap between its toes

It's smaller than it's supposed to be
The scan shows your baby's got an imperforate !@(!
And there's a big hole in his atrial septum

He's got signs of Left Heart Failure
And quite abnormal genitalia
I'll print out the scan so you can see

There's something quite wrong with your baby
Your baby has Trisomy



He'll have abnormal motor function
Thanks to meiotic non-dysjunction

You shouldn't have kids at 53
He'll have severe mental !@$!ation
How would you feel about a termintation

I doubt he'll live past 10 years old
Check out his epicanthic folds and his single palmar crease
A bit of a mong your baby

Your baby's got trisomy, it's what he will die from,
Your baby's got trisomy.

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