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Amateur Transplants lyrics : "Drugs Song"

There's Aspirin, Adrenaline & also Aminophylline,
Amphetamine, Adenosine, Augmentin & Rifampicin,
Amoxicillin, Penicillin, Heparin & Warfarin

& Oestrogen, Progestagen & Canesten & Chloroquine

There's Bendroflumethiazide & also Cyclophosphamide

& Metoclopramide, Acetazolomide Tropicamide,
Loperamide, Amiloride & Cyclizine & Frusemide
& if you're up the duff then you had best avoid Thalidomide.


There's Lithium, Fluoxetine & also Amitriptyline,
Paroxetine, Digoxin, GTN & Azathioprine,

Miconazole, Atenolol & also Chloramphenicol
& if you want to overdose there's always Paracetamol.


There's Night Nurse & there's Phenytoin, Zirtek & Diazepam,
& Lithium, Temazepam, Midazolam, Clonazepam,
Testosterone, Aldosterone & Valium & Insulin,

& Lignocaine & Piriton & Ventolin & Ritalin

There's Cefuroxime, Cefotaxime, Cefalexin, Cephedrine,

& Metronidazole & Ketoconazole, Trimethoprim,
Erythromycin, Gentamycin, Macrolides, Nifedipine
& Actifed & Sudafed & Calpol with no sugar in.


There's Phenelzine & Hyoscine, Ranitidine, Cimetidine,
Potassium & Calcium & ev'ry kind of Vitamin,

& Pethedine & Methadone & Speed, Cocaine & !#@#,
& Cannabis & Prozac, Morphine, Alcohol & Nicotine.


You must remember all these drugs
The names of which you've learnt from me
Or $#&@ 'em all & get a job in Orthopaedic Surgery.



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