The other night I had a craving
For some fresh warm dripping meat
So I went out to find a crack-!@^%

Not too infested with disease

Once I found a suitable specimen and took her in my truck

I noticed I had a hard-on and that I needed a $#&@

Though this (*##$ didn't look too bad

The state of her cunt was pretty bad
It seemed she had some sort of crust
Made of blood,###, %#@! and pus


So I asked her, "(*##$, how much for a blowjob?"
She said, "For ten bucks I'll suck your dick like a doorknob"

I whipped it out, she took it deep-throat
That's when I started feeling disgust and doubt


While she was sucking and slurping away
I decided to put an end to this play
So I grabbed my knife, sharpened and white

And prepared to put an end to her filthy life

Teabagged to death ? I brought that knife down into her neck

Teabagged to death ? My !@*^s in her mouth trembled as she retched
Teabagged to death ? I didn't expect she'd bite down so hard
Teabagged to death ? I had to slit her guts open to get my $#&@ing balls out