[Chorus] [Altimit]
I just, took my ninth shot
Will someone, pour my tenth one

I'm here, to have fun
Let's share, that patron and those cigars


[Hook] [Altimit]
I'm sitting on my couch
Just drank another ounce

The patron is fast gone
Cuz it's butt got drank off
I smoke and never cough

Getting high, I feel lost
Doctor supplied, no cost
Skip school to get tossed


[Verse] [Altimit]
I just took my ninth shot

Tenth is on the run, I'm up one
Did you see that fat cunt?
With that Madagascar butt

Fasten your seat belts
Cuz my bus will make you do dough ho nuts
Every time I drop my dick to the ground

The door shuts and the floor shuck
I grow pubic toe hair like I'm suppose ta
I'm high and drunk, all punked out

Just join me for a blunt on Pete's couch
Just Scream on top of my lungs with a foul mouth
He gotta another pouch or some green %#@!

It looks alive but I think its weed on acid
I know it ain't St. Patricks'
Then why is everyone looking like a forest

Its cuz everybody was forced to walk through a diarrhea pass way
I'm in the fast lane
Spreading gas like a nuclear death game

I'm a rocket kept safe
Now it's time to blow me
Off both knees

I stood up and never come down
Find me around town
Playing hokey pokey the x rated style


[Chorus] [Altimit]
I just, took my ninth shot

Will someone, pour my tenth one
I'm here, to have fun
Let's share, that patron and those cigars


[Hook] [Altimit]
I'm sitting on my couch

Just drank another ounce
The patron is fast gone
Cuz it's butt got drank off

I smoke and never cough
Getting high, I feel lost
Doctor supplied, no cost

Skip school to get tossed

[Verse] [Altimit]

Get terrorized by my lyrical missiles
I stab and slice your throat under a hanging hand size mistletoe
I vacuum up all the competition cuz I'm a bissil go wrong

Did you get the memo
We lowering the tempo
So all you slow $$# haters can understand me better

I ride the world like a Harley motorcycle
I rev up at every corner light
With all might

I fight
To get my lungs full of smoke and my head onto a flight
To another planet

Like a bandit
Brother running away from Peyton Manning
You're as real as a magic trick

I'll tell you what I do cuz no use of hiding what someone else can't do
I don't try to get physical
Our compromises are over patron and not mystical
I don't use fake schemes like magicians do
Don't try to scam me cuz I'm too busy laughing at you stupid fool

You're cupid's tool whose worthless like a bullied stool
By fat (*##$es, so let's do what we do and pour for this Indian Jew

[Chorus] [Altimit]
I just, took my ninth shot

Will someone, pour my tenth one
I'm here, to have fun
Let's share, that patron and those cigars

[Hook] [Altimit]

I'm sitting on my couch
Just drank another ounce
The patron is fast gone
Cuz it's butt got drank off
I smoke and never cough

Getting high, I feel lost
Doctor supplied, no cost
Skip school to get tossed

[Verse] [Altimit]
This world is $#&@ed up and everybody's under the influence

One out of every five sons is smoking weed this very minute
His girlfriend is doing crack, now that's a daring sentence
Believe it or not, you can't hide the fact
That every kid has had a beer with an ecstasy pill in it
Had sex by the time they were fourteen, and found out what binge drinking is
The syringe is sinking into the skin
Your boy is an addict of the devils favorite friend

Let em see and feel nonexistent pail relief which is only a temporary mental trick
Man, get that (*##$ outta here
I don't $#&@ with groupies, do the shoes fit
Then why are you pretending to know what purpose I bring
Something stinks, that must be my first rap cd that I recorded in 2007
I graduated, so saturated and infatuated so I smoked and popped
Joints and rocks

My collection of bull%#@! wasn't bought
Now I'm all caught up in smoke and don't wanna stop

[Chorus] [Altimit]
I just, took my ninth shot
Will someone, pour my tenth one
I'm here, to have fun

Let's share, that patron and those cigars

[Hook] [Altimit]
I'm sitting on my couch
Just drank another ounce
The patron is fast gone
Cuz it's butt got drank off

I smoke and never cough
Getting high, I feel lost
Doctor supplied, no cost
Skip school to get tossed