Welcome the man with two faces, two places, bull%#@! and no paces
Stand by his carved out spaces, a grace of divine in those misplaced traces
Get a moment of thought and clarity, nirvana, or left in eternal stasis

Could be better than the night before, the lightning bore, the tightening core
Where he ended up wasted
Now let's not talk in third person fantasies

It's no secret that the man we're talking about is the one and only, yours truly
It's like a game with the Zelda symbols etched all on my back
Pulling out the master sword in the shape of my pen for the ultimate attack

A $#&@ing lyrical genius with a chip on my shoulder and a psychotic knack
To spin the tale to no avail despite button presses, regardless of the facts
Oh look, it's the writing writer again, this Alpha alphin' again

Dual personality split twin predicated on where or not he gets that triumphant win
Well, you're poking and prodding, raising the beast, you don't know him well
You think he won't strike and send you screaming through hell

You think you might know him, but you must not know him well
Cause you just $#&@ed up, released the monster from his cell
Released the monster from his cell

Released the monster from his cell
Released the monster from his cell