Crabs scabies the glamour the fashion life on
The road is pretty $#&@in' cool to me farts feet
The romance the passion life on the road is

Pretty $#&@in' cool to me too many people (*##$
And whine about being on the road too much of the
Time ya being on tour does take its toll but it's

Way better than sitting at home alright now it's
A flat tire alkies addicts the vomit the rat



Piss life on the road is pretty $#&@in' cool to me
So squat it and thrust it cause you are in russia

Life on the road is pretty $#&@in' cool to me
Bring it on right now about getting no sleep on
The dirty floor of the broken van life on the road

Is pretty $#&@in' cool as a matter of fact it's
Very very cool ya life on the road is pretty
$#&@in' cool to me