you told me i was lucky,
to have my chance with you.
now last year's summer romance,

is this year's winter blues.
i treated you so nicely,
to jewellery, and champagne,

but you left me empty handed,
yeah, you left me feeling
play-ay-ayed


now i hope you're happy with yourself,
'cause i'm not laughing

don't you think it's kind of crappy
what you did this holiday?
when i gave you my heart,

you ripped it apart
like wrapping paper trash
so i wrote you a song,

hope that you sing along
and it goes,
"merry christmas, kiss my $$#!"


they say i'm losing my mind,
i thought that for a while,

i tear down decorations
they remind me of your smile.
i hate that mistletoe,

it makes me think of our first kiss,
you bit my lip, you pulled me close,
and then you taught me how to quit.


now i hope you're happy with yourself,
'cause i'm not laughing

don't you think it's kind of crappy
what you did this holiday?




when i gave you my heart,

you ripped it apart
like wrapping paper trash.
so i wrote you a song,

hope that you sing along,
and it goes,
"merry christmas, kiss my (ass)"


so sick of calling,
you wont telephone me,

no, $#&@ you girl, i'm going out.
i gave you my all,
but our love hit a wall, now,

i'm jingle belling,
and everyone's yelling,
we'll drink 'til the bars shut us down.


aint that just what christmas is all about?


and i hope you're happy with yourself,
'cause i'm not laughing, (not laughing)
don't you think it's so damn trashy

what you did this holiday?
(so trashy)
i gave you my heart, (heart)

you ripped it apart
like the wrapping paper trash (wrapping paper trash)
so i wrote you a song,

hope that you sing along,
here it goes,
"merry christmas, ((*##$), kiss my $$#."