Bag of cheetos on my left and a rockstar on my right
I'm meeting my guild in Ironforge tonight
My cell phone is ringing and it's probably my girl

I let it go to voicemail cause I've entered the World

Listen, I don't wanna nag you but

You've gotta stop playing this game
You've been walking around as that stupid cow
For the past eleven days


I'm losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
He said he loved me and I thought it would last

We used to go out but now I'm just here waiting
He never calls back he is too busy raiding
I hate that stupid game


I don't have a problem I feel totally fine
But I've just gotta kill Onyxia for the hundredth time

My cow might look stupid but he's an engineer
How could you not love him with all his epic gear


With level 450 cooking
And level 450 fishing


Baby I don't wanna be a pest
But you haven't showered in a week
You've been running around a made up town

For at least a thousand days

I'm losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft

He said he loved me and I thought it would last
We used to go out but now I'm just here waiting
He never calls back he is too busy raiding

I hate that stupid game

What happened to you honey

You've hit a new low
All the gold you farm in your game
Couldn't buy me a rose

But baby I am telling you
I'll quit after tonight
After tonight