[Spoken:]
[Male #1:] Let's do four verses. Let's do four, get everybody in.
[Male #2:] Can't do four.

[Male #1:] Aw, c'mon.
[Male #3:] We could.
[Male #4:] Let's do four.


[Instrumental intro begins.]


[Male #2:] I hope you're recording, Bill.
[Bill (engineer):] Indeed.
[Male #1:] Sweet, should we stay with all of them?

[Male #2:] No just three.

[Instrumental intro continues.]


[Male #1:] This is a take too, hunh?


[Sung in three-part harmony:]
Yes, and how many knees/moods 1 ,
Could a Negro 2 grow,

If a Negro could grow knees?

Yes, and how many locks,

Could a Polack 3 lock,
If a Polack could lock poles?


Yes, and how many days,
Could a Dago 4 go,
If a Dago could go days?

Days.

The answer my dear is,

Stick it in your ear.
The answer is stick it in your ear.


[Howling.]
Ha! Ha!