[Instrumental intro.]

[Mitch & Skip:]

Rollin' down the highways,
Rollin' down the roads.
Sign comin' up on the right,

One mile to pay the toll.
One more mile to pay the toll.
One more mile for free.

One more mile an' the red light shines,
The tolltaker takes his fee.


[Short instrumental break.]

An' I don't care if you drive a truck,

Or a limosine.
I don't care if you're a king or a fool,
It's all the same to me.

An' I don't care just who you are,
Where you been or where you go.
I have one purpose to my life,

I'm the taker of the tolls.

[Three-part harmony (Mitch, Skip & John),

featuring the vocal stylizings of Bob Parisio:]
An' I collect the monies,
An' I take the tolls. (Oh-oh-oh-oh.)

I'm the taxman of the highways,
The keeper of the roads.
An' I collect the monies,

An' I take the tolls. (Oh-oh-oh-oh.)
I'm the taxman of the highway,
The keeper of the roads.


[Instrumental break.]


[Mitch & Skip:]
Rollin' down the highways,
Rollin' down the roads.

Sign comin' up on the right,
One mile to pay the toll.
One more mile to pay the toll.

One more mile for free.
One more mile an' the red light shines,
The tolltaker takes his fee.


[Instrumental break.]


[Three-part harmony (Mitch, Skip & John),
featuring the vocal stylizings of Bob Parisio:]
An' I collect the monies,

An' I take the tolls. (Oh-oh-oh-oh.)
I'm the taxman of the highways,
The keeper of the roads.

An' I collect the monies,
An' I take the tolls. (Oh-oh-oh-oh.)
I'm the taxman of the highways,

The keeper of the roads.
An' I collect the monies,
An' I take the tolls. (Oh-oh-oh-oh.)

I'm the taxman of the highways,
The keeper of the roads.


[Instrumental outro.]

[Spoken:]

"Breaker, breaker, this is Harry the Greek. See ya on the flip-flop.