Check the papers... you like it so far...
Check the papers... you like it so far...
Check the papers... you like it so far...

Check the papers... I'm registered (refrain2s)

drivin down... (hold2s) drivin down... (hold2s) drivin down to ASC


(refrain2s)


Check my file... Take my vitals.. write the notes.. snuggle up... (hold1s) take a picture... (breath)

Check my druglist you like it so far

Check my druglist you like it so far
Check my druglist you like it so far
Check my druglist I'm verified (refrain2s)


Nurse... Nurse I need a urinal. (refrain2s) Take a pee give it back. Urinalysis time!


Doctors here... Doctor Auscultates... Writes the orders...

check the orders... sign me out! SIGN ME OUT! SIGN ME OUT!


Wheel me down... (hold2s) Wheel me down... (hold2s) Wheel me down to OR 1


(refrain 3s)

Checkin the O.R., i like it so far?

Checkin the O.R., i like it so far?
Checkin the O.R., i like it so far?
Checkin the O.R., i love the O.R.


(refrain 3s)


Hook me up to the mon-i-tor... beep... (hold2s) beep....(hold2s) beep.

hook me in. circuits on. start the nitro... start the sevo...


Smell the sevo i like it so far
Smell the sevo i like it so far

Smell the sevo i like it so far
Smell the sevo turn up the MAC (refrain 2s)


place the IV... (hold)

I'm fading fast start the ringers...


Check the monitor you like it so far
Check the monitor you like it so far

Check the monitor you like it so far
Check the monitor I'm under now (refrain 2s)


Doc comes in. wheres the tray. nurse hand it over.

Nurses help, doctor works.


Doctor changes... the tube now!


Grab the bronchoscope. Doc looks in... takes a culture... cuts the tissue...

Check the culture you like it so far

Check the culture you like it so far
Check the culture you like it so far
Check the culture its clean now (refrain 2s)


im waken up... im waken up... im waken up in the O.R...


gimme more nitrous.. gimme more sevo. im in pain.

wheel me out... wheel me out... wheel me out to phase 1


nurses around... checking you out...


hit the omnicell.. get the fentanyl...

come back---see the blood... check my lungs... inject the fentanyl


were on our way...

hack up blood... suction away... need more fentanyl


hundred mics in my blood.. im good now.

wheel me out... (hold2s) wheel me out... (hold2s) wheel me out to phase 2

here we are in phase two... im getting better now... my IV's out...


im sucking down a slushy sprite... sitting on my phone texting friends...

nurses all around listening my song... Snuggle up... take a picture...


Hit my Facebook... dressed now.. strap in my chair...

open the doors im feelin' good...

a goodbye snuggle and a picture too... im drivin' away.


Till next month... i say goodbye...