My darling sweetness
Burlesque and lewd
You make me feel barbaric, filthy, rude

You're churning deep inside my heart
You're an opera
I want to commit acts with you

I want to commit acts
And sing Aida
Sing Aida like Placido

I want to dig up corpses
From the awful past
I want a psychotic meta-$#&@

With your finger in my $$#
Mardi Gras
Gas pump

You're a bed of roses
You're a symphony
You're the book of Moses

In hyperversity
You're a circus exploiter
And I'm an idiot savant

Sell me at an auction
Display my ugly sex
On a billboard in Times Square

I want to dig up corpses
I want to commit acts
I want a psychotic meta-$#&@

With your finger in my $$#