I'm gonna tell you a story
Called the Maru Cat Blues
About a Scottish cat glory

Japanese don't much use

No one gave him a whisky

Or another good booze
So he was playing with boxes
Singing Maru Cat Blues


Chorus:
Hey Maru cat guy

Handsome Scott in Japan
I'm to Tokyo flying
Make together some fun

With my pal Johnny Walker
And a kitten from Spain
We will do lots of partying

So that life's not in vain

You failed to master karate

And the code of Samurai
But you printed a nice book
About the Maru cat guy


Now you are world famous
Scoring mills on YouTube

Let your life not be wasted
In these cardboard cubes


You are really a world star
Everyone knows your name
And I'm simply a no one

Wanting some of your fame

Chorus:

Hey Maru cat guy
Handsome Scott in Japan
I'm to Tokyo flying

To have together some fun
With my pal Johnny Walker
And a kitten from Spain

We will do lots of partying
So that life's not in vain