She sleeps with horses
Sleeps with cats
Sleeps with doggies

Sleeps with rats
Blondes, brunettes, and anacondas
In a plane or in a sauna


She'd sleep with boats
And even tractors

Sleep on the ground
And in the rafters


Bang all night and
Bang all day
Straight, transexual

And especially gay

With her friends and

With her frenemies
Sea cucumbers
And anemonies


She goes to shows
To score with hoes

She goes to cons
To eat out prawns


Anthropomorphic personifications
And naughty publications


Her meetings with the condor
Makes the Kamasutra ponder
The anatomical details

Fins, fur, and fluffy tails

Bang all night and

Bang all day
Straight, transexual
And especially gay