How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment
How to defer to men in solvable predicaments
How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you

How to have that not work and have them run away from you
How to keep people at arms length and never get too close
How to mistrust the ones you supposedly love the most

How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone
How to feel worthless unless you're helping anyone else


I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
In the course of a lifetime you'll never forget
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps

I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best

How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist

How to play all pious when you're a real hypocrite
How to hate God when you're a prayer and a spiritist
How to sabotage your fantasies by fear of success


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I've been doing research for years
I've been practicing my $$# off
I've been waiting my whole life for this moment, I swear to you

Culminating just to be this well versed leader before you

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How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself

How to numb a la holic (?) to avoid going within
How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything


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