Bless my soul
Herc was on a roll
Person of the week in evry Greek opinion poll

What a pro
Herc could stop a show
Point him at a monster and you're talking SRO

He was a no one
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho

He's a hero
Here was a kid with his act down pat
From zero to hero in no time flat

Zero to hero just like that

When he smiled

The girls went wild with
oohs and aahs
And they slapped his face

On ev'ry vase
(on ev'ry "vase")


From appearance fees and royalties
Our Herc had cash to burn
Now nouveau riche and famous

He could tell you
What's a Grecian urn?


Say amen
There he goes again
Sweet and undefeated

And an awesome 10 for 10
Folks lined up
Just to watch him flex

And this perfect package

packed a pair of pretty pecs


Hercie, he comes
He sees, he conquers

Honey, the crowds were
Going bonkers
He showed the moxie brains, and spunk

From zero to hero a major hunk
Zero to hero and who'da thunk


Who put the glad in gladiator?
Hercules!
Whose daring deeds are great theater?

Hercules
Is he bold?
No one braver

Is he sweet
Our fav'rite flavor
Hercules, Hercules ...


Bless my soul
Herc was on a roll

Undefeated
Riding high
And the nicest guy

not conceited

He was a nothin'

A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho
He's a hero


He hit the heights at breackneck speed
From zero to hero

Herc is a hero
Now he's a hero
Yes indeed!