(Refrain)
Don't take me to the land down under
Take me thunder clappin to the beat

Take me far away, from this roman holiday
It ain't sweet, it's full of sweat, I feel wet
And it's not treat if I am weak

And on my knees, and I'm begging you please
Take me home I think I'm sick
It might be food poison, that's not my type of poison no

I choose arsenic, you choose choking on spotted dick
Take me home


(Verse)
Free me from incarceration
I'd be facing on any vacation

On a plane, on a bus
On a train, in the rain no I don't trust
Stay-cation is my main slice

I'm sitting at home watching Ramsay dice
Tomatoes
Then on TLC, I'm watching four weddings with my family

Check on demand, what's the plan
What about a movie, maybe I am Sam?
No action, romance, or faction

Just drama for your mama, and beats to move
Go out of the house
Say no way

Across the oceans
I say stay
Here and now and enjoy free chow

Hopefully the itis don't bring you down
Take me home.


(Refrain)