Spoken:
David Allan Coe:
I thought what was cool, was... uh, rockin' Rita looking for a Dimebag,

like, people who don't know who you are think it's some chick lookin' for dope.

Dimebag: Exactly.


David Allan Coe laughs


Dimebag: You know it's all about the lyrics.

David Allan Coe: You know what I mean?


Dimebag: Yeah, man.


David Allan Coe: Yeah, I hear ya.

Dimebag: Here we go...


Sung:
Cowboy junkies on the radio

Singin' some ol' funky tune
Time to change the station he says:
Stop the car let me out


I say hey, dude what's that all about
The artist formally known as

Man, that's insane
Purple Rain, hey dude
Cut me some slack

What's his real name

Bridge, man


New York City streets horns blowin'
I don't care

People goin' God knows where

Freaks on the corner

Hair dyed blue
Lookin' at me
But I'm lookin' at you


I wonder what am I doin' here
What am I doin' here


Whiskey signs fashion in my mind
Time to get loaded

And get out of this town

Pantera on the Marquee

Better stay one more day
Iron Maiden, Motörhead
$#&@, heavy metal ain't dead


Hey dude
What's that you said

Rockin' Rita
Lookin' for a Dimebag
What's up with that dude

Ah, turn the music up
Turn the music up


Go to the bridge, now

New York City streets

Horns blowin'
People goin' God knows where
I don't care


Freaks on the corner hair dyed blue
Lookin' at me

And I'm lookin' at you

What am I doin' here

God, what am I doin' here you say your name is

Spoken:
Hey dude, check it out.
I got this tape by some friends of mine, called Punk Jack.

Ey, good, you gotta hear these guys.
They ain't got no record deal. What difference does that make?
You don't need a record deal, mother$#&@er - listen to the music, dude.

$#&@in' A, dude