Verse 1:
he's infinitely wise
but he infinitely lies

we're no longer just plain folks
no, we're old and sad and bored
and we're not funny anymore

we're like Jimmy Hoffa Jokes

Verse 2:

well I couldn't do a thing
couldn't even set the spring
couldn't see you through the spokes


now it's not exactly new
and so we're infinitely blue

we're like Jimmy Hoffa Jokes

Verse 3:

I appeal to my belief
won't you put us on relief
so we'll know it's not a hoax

but we're barely worth the wait
we're just slightly out of date
we're like Jimmy Hoffa Jokes