Your boyfriend was steaming,
My girlfriend was pissed,
And we were coming up by the fridge

When we kissed.
With your hand up your top,
I said I've always had a thing for you,

And with a hand squeezed round me,
You said I've a thing for you, too.
And you asked if I had planned it

When I said I'd help you get the beers,
As we kept so quiet, just in case,
We were safe beneath the laughs and cheers,

Though it lasted just a moment,
Not even ten seconds, and then
We tooks the drinks up the stairs

And never mentioned it again.