Woke up this mornin at the hotel
Rolled up a blunt got high as hell
$#&@ed another groupie name in my cell

Hell, oh well, it's time to bail
Walkin to the van with my suitcase
Drivin cross country to a new place,

Exit 420 get something to eat,
Greet who i meet
Smoke a sweet

Climb back on to the interstate
Yes, got a date, can't be late,
Pulled up to the club get a sound check

Walk up to the bar get a long neck
Shootin some pool, act real cool
Looked at her $%&^ but please don't drool

I looked at my watch, start thinking
Yeah it's time for me to start drinkin.


My name is afroman
I live in the back of a chevrolet van
Everynight somewhere new

Smoking weed, drinkin brew

My name is afroman

I live in the back of a chevrolet van
Everynight somewhere new
Smoking weed, drinkin brew


Dressin room, (are the moe?),
I get $#&@ed up before the show

Ride to the club smoking a dub
Hoppin out the van with the woofers on sub.
It's time to go on

I'm drunk i'm high c'mon
How's everybody doin
Which of you ladies feel like screwin

Women on stage
Security in rage
Guitar solo,

Colt 45 kickin in oh no
Uh oh i'm playin it right
What? $%&^x sound tyte


Encore
We want more


Yeah, break that $%&^x down
My name is afroman

I live in the back of a chevrolet van
Everynight somewhere new
Smoking weed, drinkin brew


My name is afroman
I live in the back of a chevrolet van

Everynight somewhere new
Smoking weed, drinkin brew


Shake the hand of the fan
Introduce to the band
Sign autographs, take pictures

Try to be polite to these fake (*##$es
One of these $%&^$%&^x just might,
Kick it with an internet rapper tonight

Best case scenario
We get high and $%&^x very slow
Pass out with her $%&^ out

So i can rub it, man i love it
Early in the morning yes yes i know
Hug my neck kiss my cheek yes she gots to go

I do too i do too
Smoke some more weed
Drink some more brew

I love my life
Peace
No stress to strife


My name is afroman
I live in the back of a chevrolet van
Everynight somewhere new
Smoking weed, drinkin brew


My name is afroman
I live in the back of a chevrolet van
Everynight somewhere new
Smoking weed, drinkin brew


My name is afroman
I live in the back of a chevrolet van
Everynight somewhere new
Smoking weed, drinkin brew