He couldn´t help it, she was ugly
But he needed sex too much
She slept with him for a few days

And made him feel he was a man
Took no precautions, used no condoms
And enjoyed for a while

But less that one week had gone by
Before we had to ask
Hey Sid hey Sid, what happened to your dick?

Hey Sid hey Sid, what happened to your dick?
Hey Sid hey Sid, what happened to your dick?
Hey Sid hey Sid

He was so happy for a while
That he even mentioned the word love
Her boyfriend didn´t give a %#@!

So she $#&@ed everyone around
And Sid now hates her, but he laughs
Whenever he looks at his dick

And although he won´t drink tonight
He can have fun just singing queen
Hey Sid hey Sid, what happened to your dick?

Hey Sid hey Sid, what happened to your dick?
Hey Sid hey Sid, what happened to your dick?
Hey Sid hey Sid

Gonorrhea!!
Hey Sid hey Sid, what happened to your dick?
Hey Sid hey Sid, what happened to your dick?

Hey Sid hey Sid, what happened to your dick?
Hey Sid hey Sid