Slime Princess you're alright,
Flame Princess you're okay
Wildberry Princess could be better

All of the princesses are pretty alright but...
Oh Bubblegum... You look like a lot of fun
I'm right outside, and that is how I know

Hey Princess did you get my text?
With the picture of my awesome gun show.
I'm also working on my pecs,

If you'd like I'll send a picture of that too
Oh Bubblegum... I really need someone
or anyone... Pretty much anyone

I'm so alone.
Will somebody tell me what's wrong with me?
Anybody?!

Anybody?!
Anybody?!