In this town everything is wonderful
In this town everything is wonderful
In this town everything is wonderful

In this !@%& town.

We moved to town-

The Mrs. and me
To settle down
On a quiet street.

We had tall trees,
Butterflies, bumblebees.
This town has everything you need.


So we set up house
We planted seeds.

When they came up,
We pulled the weeds.
Thereâ??s a church on every street

Birkenstocks for your feet-
This town has everything you need.


In this town everything is wonderful
In this town everything is wonderful
In this town everything is wonderful

In this !@%& town.

They have pitchforks at the park

Thereâ??s a curfew when itâ??s dark-
This town has everything you need.


They have a school patrolled by rats
They wonâ??t put up with this or that.
They stamp out little boys

When they make too much noise-
This town has everything you need.


In this town everything is wonderful
In this town everything is wonderful
In this town everything is wonderful

In this town everything is wonderful
In this town everything is wonderful
In this town everything is wonderful

In this !@%& town.