Well, it goes nowhere
And it does nothing
It goes nowhere

And it does nothing
It goes nowhere
And it does nothing

It goes nowhere
And it does nothing, nothing, nothing


But Sulu knew
And Spock did too
And of course, the crew

And it was all for you
Yeah, me and you


Well, it goes nowhere
And it does nothing
It goes nowhere

And it does nothing
It goes nowhere
And it does nothing

It goes nowhere
And it does nothing, nothing, nothing


With it's cardboard parts
And it's light bulb starts
It nearly fell apart

Still, it captured hearts
All our hearts


The critics would say
The sounds you would make
Were so second-grade

And your instruments were fake
Well, of course, they were fake
Like the flimsy displays

And the glitter
And the latex
Paint on their faces

Scientists would say
It's not like that in space
Some $#&@s love to hate

But, I thought you were great
We thought you were great


Well, it goes nowhere
And it does nothing
It goes nowhere

And it does nothing
It goes nowhere
It goes nothing

Yeah, it goes nowhere
It does nothing, nothing, nothing