Put on your yamukah
Here comes Hannukah
So much funnukah

To celebrate Hannukah

Hannukah is: the festival of lights

Instead of one day of presents
We have eight crazy nights


When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish

Just like you and me:

David Lee Roth

Lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas
And the late Dinah Shorah


Guess who eats together at
The Carnegie Deli?

Bowser from Sha-Na-Na
And Arthur Fonzarelli!


Paul Newman's half Jewish
And Goldie Hawn's half, too
Put them together,

What a fine looking Jew!

You don't need Deck the Halls

Or Jingle Bell Rock,
'Cause you can spin a dreidel
With Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock! [both Jewish]


Put on your yamukah
It's time for hannukah

The owner of the seattle supersonica
Celebrates Hannukah


O.J. Simpson
[not a Jew]
But guess who is?

Hall of Famer Rod Carew. [He converted]
We got Ann Landers,
And her sister Dear Abby,

Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish
Not too shabby
Some people think

That Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well, he's not, but guess who is --
All three Stooges!


So many Jews are in show biz
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is!

Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrate Hannukah
I hope I get a harmonica

On this lovely, lovely Hannukah
So drink your Gin and tonica
And smoke your marijuanica

If you really, really wannaca
Have a happy happy, happy happy Hannukah


Happy Hannukah!