[Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker]

[GIRL #5:] Hey, honey.

[SEAN:] S'up baby? Looking all smooth,
standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and %#@!.
You cold, baby? You want to use me as a blanket?


[GIRL #5:] I'm just doing my thing.


[SEAN:] Well, does doing your thing mean your tricky?
'Cause I'd like to invest some of my hard earned money
towards loving you, if you know what I getting at.


[GIRL #5:] Well, how much you got, big man?


[SEAN:] Well, I'm willing to drop 50 dollars on your
ass, but there's a condition going on.


[GIRL #5:] What's that?

[SEAN:] You're going to have to put those lucious lips

of yours on... my... slub-a-dub.

[GIRL #5:] Ooh, I can do that.


[SEAN:] You can?


[GIRL #5:] Mm-hmm.

[SEAN:] You mean, you ain't going make fun of the fact

that I called my gizza-gazza a "slub-a-dub"?

[GIRL #5:] Honey you can call your thing what ever

you want to as long as you got 50 bucks.

[SEAN:] Oh sna... well, alright then here's the 50

dollars, [unzips pants] and here's my flip stick,
now start wetting that thing up.


[GIRL #5:] [Opens his door] Sir, you are under arrest.

[police car pulls up]


[SEAN:] You got to be $#&@ing with mind here.


[GIRL #5:] No, I'm not.

[COP:] Good job, Denise. We'll take him from here.


[Cop hand cuffs Sean]


[SEAN:] WHAT?!?! You going to arrest my $$# for trying
to get a ride on my slip 'n' slide? $#&@ that %#@!.


[GIRL #5:] Hey honey, when you get to jail,
you're going to be on the other end of a slip 'n' slide,
and I hope you enjoy yourself.


[SEAN:] WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!?!


[cop throws Sean in back of police car]

[COP:] Just get in the back, $$#hole.


[GIRL #5:] [from outside] You sick $#&@.


[SEAN:] Damn!! [crying] This is a bunch of bull%#@!!!!

[PEEPER:] Piss on me. [also in the back of the police car]


[SEAN:] WHAT?!


[PEEPER:] Please, piss me.

[SEAN:] NO!!!


[PEEPER:] Just a tinkle.

[SEAN:] $#&@ that, keep him away from me.


[PEEPER:] Urine.

[SEAN:] Keep this man away from me.