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Adam Sandler lyrics : "Cool Guy 3"

-{Sean pouring champagne-

SEAN: Yeah.Yeah.That's right.Baby I have to tell you, you looking unbelievably delicious laying there.

GIRL #3:Oh Sean, you're so sweet.

SEAN:Not as sweet as your silky thighs mama, I tink I want to taste'em.


-{He presses the 'play' button on his tape player-
I going to start with your scrumptious toes as an appetizers, then I'm going to move up your body with my tongue, 'til I reach those lucious icecream sundaes.


GIRL #3:Mm, sounds nice. what else?


SEAN:Well, then I'm going to work my way back down, 'cause it's time for the main course.I'm like a bee heading down to your honey pot.But I won't be flying away soon, no I won't.

-{she laughs sensually-


Ooh, zippity, dippity.


-{she takes a sip on the champagne-

-{she laughs sensually-


GIRL #3:Tell me, what do you want me to do to you?


SEAN:Yeah, baby, I got a lot on my menu, but if I could recommend something, it would have to be tonight's special:My pud.

GIRL #3:What did you just say?



SEAN:I said you going to like tonight's special..


GIRL #3:And that's your pud?


SEAN:Yeah.
GIRL #3:You got to leave.


SEAN:Mm-hmm.A'ight.Just let me find my pants and I--

-{looks for pants, finds them, struggles to put them on-


I'm leaving.


-{zips up pants--{stops tape player, pulls out tape-

Could you at least tell me the best way home?

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