Put on your yalmulka, it's time for Hanukkah
It's so much fun-akkah to celebrate Hanukkah


Hanukkah is the Festival of Lights
Instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights.


When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree, here's a list of
People who are Jewish, just like you and me:


David Lee Roth lights the Menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the weasel Pauly Shore-ah


Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
Bowzer from sha-na-na, and Arthur Fonzerrelli


Paul Newman's half Jewish; Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them together what a fine lookin' Jew
You don't need deck the halls or jingle bell rock-ah

Cause you can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock ? both Jewish!

Put on that yalmulka, it's time for hanukkah,

The owner of the Seattle Super Sonic ? ahs (whoops!) celebrates hanukkah.

O.J. Simpson ? not a Jew

But guess who is, hall of famer Rod Carew (he converted!)

We got Ann Landers and her sister dear Abby

Harrison Ford is a quarter Jewish ? not too shabby

Some people think that Ebeneezer Scrooge is

Well, he's not, but guess who is: all three Stooges

So many Jews are in the show biz

Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend Veronica, it's time to celebrate Hanukkah

I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely lovely Hanukkah

So drink your gin and tonic-ah, and smoke your marijuanic-ah

If you really, really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah!