There's no wrong way to $#&@ a girl with no legs
Just tell her you love her, as she's crawling away
There's no wrong way to $#&@ a (*##$ with no faith

Now you'll never be sad again
Loving you are the two best things
In a world that's skipping town

Reaching blind into the deepest mouth
In the brownest place around


There's something I miss in her###-stained lips
So I get the first kiss before she takes the last bite
Genital outlaws in a positive way

And in everything bagel too

Getting strangled by the junkie priest

As the boys get stoned in school
There's a knock at the door, and your parents come in
They thought you were a different girl


So if you're alone, when you're parents aren't home
And no one can see your incestuous tree

No need to contain what the sparrows can say
Now you'll never be sad again