Its at times like these the great heaven knows
That we wish we had not so many clothes
So lets loosen up with a playful tease

Like all lovers did through the centuries

Were just following ancient history

If I strip for you will you strip for me?
Were just following ancient history
If I strip for you will you strip for me?

Uh-huh-huh

When it gets so hot the end of the day

You may find your clothes getting in the way
If a pretty dress hides your true desire
Fold it nice and slow, throw it on the fire


We dont need to see what the butler saw
Or a mirrored room with a mirrored floor

All those sneaky looks gazing down on you
Are no substitute for our rendezvous


If you think its cheap or a bit risque
Please dont say a word Ill just slip away
I am not a man who believes in lies

Like an octopus with big x-ray eyes

Dont freeze up girl, youre looking quite a sight

Be generous, I want it all tonight