Hard men, tough blokes
You got to laugh when they tell you a joke (ha ha ha ha)
Hard men, tick tock

Step away or they'll beat you up (you up)

Ooh they are the hard men

Ooh they are the tough blokes

McQueen, Tim Roth

Vinnie Jones, you can all $#&@ off
Winstone, Statham
Don't get in my way, pal


Ooh the hard men
Ooh they are the tough blokes


Ooh they are the one percenters
Ooh they are the one percenters

Ooh they are the one percenters
Ooh they are the one percenters
McQueen, Del Toro

Behave, ???

Ooh the hard men

Ooh they are the tough blokes

DeNiro, Van Damme

Winstone, Statham
Look away, all $#&@ off
Look away now before it kicks off


The hard men, the hard men
Ooh they are the hard men

Ooh the tough blokes

Hard men like mucking about

Give you the occasional clout
Don't try to be one of the chaps
You will find yourself on the wrong end of the slaps


'Cos we are the hard men
Ooh we are the tough blokes


Hard Men (hard men), tough blokes (tough blokes)
Hard Men (hard men), tough blokes (tough blokes)

Hard Men (hard men), tough blokes (tough blokes)
Hard Men (hard men), tough blokes (tough blokes)